'Which stands for 900 years of daft Geordie carry-on, as well as relating some of the history of the author ...'.
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Geordie 900 by Scott Dobson. ISBN 0950353957. Published by Geordieland Press in 1980. Publication and catalogue information, links to buy online and reader comments.
